iowxy: Week #7 Havin' Fun*

what they've said 'round here

"I wonder what would happen if I plugged the dance mat into my belly button?"

"If you roll it in chocolate chips, you've got me."

"Yeah, I got a real live moose. It's grazing in my yard."

"I'm the canary of my office."

"I'm playing basketball with my face."

"I have a card for you."
"A physical card?"

"Let me try and run you through it through the Chinese version."

"And it won't end there. I've got more candy in my pocket."

"He said, 'No. Leave the gun.'"

"There's nothing weird about that. There's something weird about you."

"I'd live in a hut made of manure...somewhere."

"I'm like a gazelle with dystrophy."

"Where's Joanne?"
"I don't know...let's reminisce about her."

"My eyelash is committing suicide."

"Nestle them under the big blue balloon."

"How do you spell 'cantankerous'?"
"N-I-L-S"

"That was the day I ate a huge piece of pie!"

"The IS table...solving the world's problems."

"He doesn't often smile and I got suspicious."

"Say I make a bike of ice..."

"That would be too much tragedy in that young hippo's life."

"It doesn't hurt me to read."

"You can live out your dream of being a super-model living in a pancake house."

"I have yet to have a flaming dessert."

"That is the most beautiful form I have ever seen. I want to write a poem about it."

"He's a good proofreader."

"Yeah, he's good at spotting flaws in your work."

"Somebody chewed your SIM card."

"And that's my dead leg story."

"What can I say, humiliation's not everyone's bag."